The Locust - Plague Soundscapes How To Become A Virgin

Tracks on this album

• 1.Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
• 2.Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
• 3.Solar Panel Asses
• 4.Live From The Russian Compound
• 5.Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
• 6.Wet Dream War Machine
• 7.Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here
• 8.Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
• 9.Teenage Mustache
• 10.How To Become A Virgin
• 11.Anything Jesus Does, I Can Do Better
• 12.Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
• 13.File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'
• 14.Practiced Hatred
• 15.Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants
• 16.The Half-Eaten Sausage Would LIke To See You In His Office
• 17.Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears
• 18.Can We Please Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
• 19.Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
• 20.Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur
• 21.Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
• 22.Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out Of My Bed
• 23.Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes