Busdriver - Jhelli Beam Least Favorite Rapper feat. Nocando

Lyrics

Nocando:
These sneaker geek emcees to me are so Broke Back
So fuck sexy
In ’09 I’m bringing broke back
Busdriver:
Your favorite rapper’s brawny
Wearing a French braided hair shirt
My bank account be scrawny
Since I was a 10th grader square twerp
Nocando:
Your favorite rapper is extravagant
Aside from his pompous name
He’s like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain
Busdriver:
Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum
From his condominium
While brandishing his implausible mini-gun
Nocando:
He sells more drugs the FDA
He’s ready for war like FDR
I believe him whole-heartedly
Cuz he keeps saying it in every bar
Busdriver:
Your favorite guy said that he shot niggas
On the grass lawn in his rap song
But he’s sweeter than baked goods
When he claims his hood as Capcom
Nocando:
Your favorite rapper’s got Alzheimer’s
Repeats himself like an old timer
Works harder than a coal miner
When it comes to picking ghostwriters
Busdriver:
And me, I’m your least favorite
With a haircut like a pineapple
Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano
Loading candy corns like their live ammo

Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I’m your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I’m your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can’t lease spaceships from NASA
Because I’m the least favorite rapper
Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
Nocando:
I am your least favorite rapper
My release date is after
The D-day disaster
I need to get cheesecake for master

Busdriver:
I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator
Pissing on the circuit breaker
Nocando:
While the strippers to the percolator
Busdriver:
I will be spellchecking some blurb in a paper
Nocando:
Read by the type of hipster
That don’t like me yelling all kinds of niggas
While I’m vibing with you like Michael Richards
Nigga,Nigga,Nigga,Nigga,Nigga,Nigga,
Busdriver:
Still unliked because my leading single’s about
Laser beams and force fields
And my hoopie’s not full of groupies
Just Mavaline and orange peals
But I’ll serve niggas at the Pizza hut
Nocando:
In a suburban kids say I’m not street
But compared to them I’m street as fuck
Busdriver:
I will put USB in’s in their tween cunts
Nocando:
When it comes to this nerd rap
It seems like the black things a problem
You no what I Idi A-mean
I feel like the Last King of Scotland
Busdriver:
So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt
Dipping polaroids in rice milk
Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys
And an iced grill
Nocando:
The new rap fans listen to ‘Ye
Start sniffing the yay pretending they’re gay
Put a switch in their hips with a feminine sway
Just to convince the women to stay
Busdriver:
Sell out like it was Christmas day
And give everyone an admission to pay
For a tit in the face
Nocando:
I was beginning to say
What came first the chicken or egg
The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today
Dissipitates visits and strays
What the fuck
Did our whole sense of business decay
Busdriver:
We underused all the parlor tricks
Instead of talking about art and shit
I should have put my hardened dick
On the hind quarters of Time Warner

Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I’m your least favorite rapper
My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska
Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I’m your least favorite rapper
Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors
Nocando:
What the fuck is wrong with you!
Busdriver:
Oh, Oh! I can’t lease spaceships from NASA
Because I’m the least favorite rapper
Nocando:
What’s wrong with you!
Busdriver:
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite
I am your least favorite